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Tret
has been out of film school for 10 years and has had
a hard time finding someone to produce his movies. He
plugged away at the film industry for years, facing
rejection after rejection until 1997, when the Blair
Witch Project came out and its success drove Tret over
the edge. Unable to come to terms with the idea that
such a horrible independent film could do so well, he
snapped. It was after this that he began to be heavily
medicated.
To
this day, Tret believes that the world is conspiring
to get him, and is always on the lookout for agents
from the 5th dimension that he is sure are trying to
steal his brain.
Considering
that he has been hunted down by a Terminator, Dracula
and body snatching robots, he may be right.
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Dick, as his name might imply is not the warmest of characters. In the plainest of terms, he’s a jerk of the umpteenth degree. But, a $1000 rent check at the end of every month guarantees that no one in the house will try to kill him; yet.
Dick became a member of the BTN crew when Ducky went insane and believed he was a vampire. Continental wide auditions were held to find Mat and Tret a new roommate. The competition was fierce, including auditions by Stan Lee and a Fregengi, but Dick outsmarted them all by buying a thunderbolt shirt. This instantly won him the spot; that and the fact that he bore and uncanny resemblance to the creators brother Richardo Viana.
Currently Dick is heading up an undisclosed video game company that is currently working on a blatant Grand Thief Auto knock-off called "Road Grannies: Kill the Bitch, SHE BE DEAD! 2" Scheduled for release November 20, 2009.
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Mat
is a computer nerd, who has had no luck with women and
even less with attractive women. He is so obsessed with
comics, video games,and movies that he missed his own
graduation and Valedictorian speech for a James Bond
Marathon on television.
Mat
strives to one day become the super hero that he knows
he is destined to be. He now waits for a near fatal
accident or to be offered some experimental super serum
that will trigger his powers. To
help this process along, Mat has been self medicating
himself with gamma radiation and radioactive spider
bites.
Until
then, he's happy to attend comic conventions as Captain
Selfdom, Master of the Mango.
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